Breaking News! After vigorously combing the universe, Lyceum Scientists have discovered the origin coordinates of what we now call the “Great Stall Communication”. Hidden deep within a moon in Wild Space there appears to be ruins of an old Celestial Beancounter who left on his trans-dimensional wave radio. A new transmission was just recieved!
Boyle: “Kyle is a piece of work! Who drinks that garbage anyways?”
Robert: “The boss wants to know if the overhaul will be fixed before universe collapse.”
Boyle: “You can tell the boss that 667 will be overhauled by 2021.02.07!”
This recent expedition returned with 3 cans of condensed Baobab milk that don’t appear to be from this dimension. Inside one of the cans named “Healing and Support Revamp” appears to be a date and it reads: ”New New New New New Universe 667: 2021.02.07”
The Healing and Support revamp will be patched in on February 7th, 2021.